Inkblot Artist Gifts

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"Psychiatric convention"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

Claude

How symbols are chosen for equations

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

The good news is that you've cured me of my pornography addiction � The bad news is that now I'm addicted to Rorschach ink blots.

Lady cleaning hypothesis off blackboard.

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'How rude!'

A pen spewing letters

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'