Inkblot Tester Mugs

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

Tension filled the tent.

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Psychiatric convention"

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Claude

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

The good news is that you've cured me of my pornography addiction � The bad news is that now I'm addicted to Rorschach ink blots.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'How rude!'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

'But toothache is the worst!'

Dr. Acula

Psychiatric Hogwash...

Therapist is scared of image in ink blot test.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

What a night. I slept like a baby. I thought you had insomnia. My doctor gave me Slumberesta, the new sleeping pill. That stuff really works? Puts your right down. Even for an unsuspecting old lady jacked up on caffeine. Huh? Zzz. I must be really boring.

You know, Doctor, when I first started seeing you, I was struggling with 17 unhealthy addictions

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

Dangerous weapons.

"If you fail one Rorschach test, you've failed them all."

'And what does this one say to you?'

"Look at your right side and tell me what you see."

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"Eyebrows."

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."