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Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Television Readers.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Cellphone Islands

Reese Witherspoon

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

100 best beheadings

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor