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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Cellphone Islands

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Terry had a computer bug.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'New Game'

100 best beheadings

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'