Infomercial Lover Gifts

'His passion for writing infomercials sustained him to the end.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Where Are They Now?

Junk Mail

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

"But wait, there's more."

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Business gothic.

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

Man overloaded with samples

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'Act now and you'll get this slicerdicer absolutely free! But wait, that's not all...'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

Joan of Arc - The Mother of Advertising.

“Act now—the first fifty callers receive a presidential pardon.”

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

"Mom, I love infomercials...there are no commercials!"

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."

Joe experiences a profound, life-changing moment of clarity, but it simply can't compete with the cool informercial he was watching at the time.

'That was the longest infomercial I've ever seen.'

"How can you sit there watching one commercial after another?"

"No kidding? After appearing in a cat food commercial, you signed a sneaker deal?"

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

"Apparently, I'm a key demographic in the eyes of most major advertisers. You must hate that."

"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"

'He was a member of the Everlasting Church of the Informercial.'

A man and his cat watch tv

Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

Death watches late night teeth infomercial.