Infomercial Fans Gifts

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Where Are They Now?

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

Aren't all gifts free?

"But wait, there's more."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Act now and you'll get this slicerdicer absolutely free! But wait, that's not all...'

“Act now—the first fifty callers receive a presidential pardon.”

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"Mom, I love infomercials...there are no commercials!"

Joe experiences a profound, life-changing moment of clarity, but it simply can't compete with the cool informercial he was watching at the time.

'That was the longest infomercial I've ever seen.'

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"

"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"

'Please take this flyer.'