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"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed
Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!
"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."
"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."
''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'
"I love this comedy. What's it called?"
Where Are They Now?
Aren't all gifts free?
And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.
"But wait, there's more."
Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.
'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'
'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!
"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."
"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."
Call now! Performers in dramatizations in informercials often rush through their lines. They're following the exhortation to "act quickly."
'So you got the endorsement contract?'
'Act now and you'll get this slicerdicer absolutely free! But wait, that's not all...'
Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.
'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'
Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'
'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'
“Act now—the first fifty callers receive a presidential pardon.”
Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)
"Mom, I love infomercials...there are no commercials!"
Joe experiences a profound, life-changing moment of clarity, but it simply can't compete with the cool informercial he was watching at the time.
'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'
"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
'That was the longest infomercial I've ever seen.'
Do you have lots of extra fruit? But not enough gold? You can't live another day without the amazing Gold Juicer. It's practically guaranteed to puree fruit into pure gold. That's right. If by practically you mean not at all. Cut!!! Amazing Gold Juicer, take #2. Do you have lots of extra fruit? Memehtp!
The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!
"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"
"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"
'Please take this flyer.'
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