Infomercial Lover Pillows

'His passion for writing infomercials sustained him to the end.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Junk Mail

Where Are They Now?

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

"But wait, there's more."

Business gothic.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Man overloaded with samples

Call now! Performers in dramatizations in informercials often rush through their lines. They're following the exhortation to "act quickly."

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

'Act now and you'll get this slicerdicer absolutely free! But wait, that's not all...'

Joan of Arc - The Mother of Advertising.

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

“Act now—the first fifty callers receive a presidential pardon.”

"Mom, I love infomercials...there are no commercials!"

Joe experiences a profound, life-changing moment of clarity, but it simply can't compete with the cool informercial he was watching at the time.

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."

'That was the longest infomercial I've ever seen.'

'He was a member of the Everlasting Church of the Informercial.'

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."

"No kidding? After appearing in a cat food commercial, you signed a sneaker deal?"

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

A man and his cat watch tv

"Apparently, I'm a key demographic in the eyes of most major advertisers. You must hate that."

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"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"

"How can you sit there watching one commercial after another?"

And if you say yes in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in a second ring, these handsome cases, and a set of chef's knives. The Infomercial Proposal.

Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'