Infomercial Actor Pillows

Where Are They Now?

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Side effects may include....'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

Palm Reading

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"But wait, there's more."

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

"They do say results will vary."

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"The only side effect from this new drug will be a mind-numbing barrage of commercials on daytime TV."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

'Act now and you'll get this slicerdicer absolutely free! But wait, that's not all...'

'Your arteries are 90% clogged with all the junk food advertised on T.V.'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

'An advert would be better... I don't come over well on TV!'

'I'm using my eyes, how are you looking at it?'