Infomercial Fan Pillows

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."

Death watches late night teeth infomercial.

"But wait, there's more."

"You know what I love about infomercials? No commercials!"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Aren't all gifts free?

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

Where Are They Now?

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

'Act now and you'll get this slicerdicer absolutely free! But wait, that's not all...'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

“Act now—the first fifty callers receive a presidential pardon.”

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

"Mom, I love infomercials...there are no commercials!"

Joe experiences a profound, life-changing moment of clarity, but it simply can't compete with the cool informercial he was watching at the time.

'That was the longest infomercial I've ever seen.'

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

"What is it? It's an autographed piece of toilet paper from one of the bears in the TV commercials!"

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

'He was a member of the Everlasting Church of the Informercial.'

Woman Buying A Thermometer.

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'