Comedic Commercial Fan Pillows

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Satis Factory Tour

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Where Are They Now?

Aren't all gifts free?

"But wait, there's more."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Any luck"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"I would like organic milk!"

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

Health Conscious Halloween

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."