Comedic Commercial Fan Pillows

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Satis Factory Tour

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Aren't all gifts free?

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Where Are They Now?

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"But wait, there's more."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

'You wish, Timmy.'

"Any luck"

"I would like organic milk!"

Health Conscious Halloween

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'

"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."