Commercial Commentary Fan Pillows

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

'The recession is over, again.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

I break for toilet paper

Alpha males through the ages!

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Where Are They Now?

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

QANON PROUD BOY

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

"He's a genius at product placement."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"Does my bum look big in this?"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

"How do I know you won't turn around and blow it all on milk?"

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'

Civilization Ltd Urgently Asks To Stigmatize the Unvaccinated!

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.