Income Inspector Gifts

"My take-home pay is barely enough to take home."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

All Natural Nothing

Secretive Weigh In.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS Audit Section

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Tax Collector

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'