Income Inspector Gifts

"My take-home pay is barely enough to take home."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Secretive Weigh In.

All Natural Nothing

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS Audit Section

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Tax Collector

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.