Income Investigator Gifts

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

"You promised an advance...but this is more of a tactical withdrawal."

"It's outrageous the way anybody who happens to make a million a year is stereotyped as 'rich'."

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

'Yes, son, I make a good living, but not good enough to attract arm candy.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

More Unequal Than Others

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

Secrets & stock tips Value People who know

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

Name That Salary

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

My 401k is now officially a 200.5F.

"Auditor's here."

'For you, I would go through hell and back, I would anticipate your wishes, I would keep you safe and warm, I would love you forever and a day... Of course, just as long as your income doesn't exceed mine!'

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

'have you ever taken a good look at your paycheck stub? There's one area for what we get and ten different areas for what somebody else gets.'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"O.K. guys, now lets go and earn that four hundred times our workers' salaries."

"My take-home pay is barely enough to take home."

The frog I have kissed was an enchanted tax collector. Please help!

'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'

Hello, I need to take back your cherry pie? Touch it and die. Mrs. Cohen, that pastry came from a bakery in China. We've since learned it might be toxic. Importing from China can be bad for your health. There's crust in your ear.