Tax Investigator Gifts

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

'Rapunzel..Let down your hair!'

The frog I have kissed was an enchanted tax collector. Please help!

"Welcome to hell for big investors with offshore accounts! The other inmates are looking forward to meeting you...it's a funny bunch of tax investigators!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Flat tax - equal burden?

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Are you ready for your FISCAL examination?'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS Audit Section

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Tax Collector

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'