Income Analyzer Gifts

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

More Unequal Than Others

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Consortia set to take over

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Your new salary is closely linked to profits - a smaller salary means more profits.

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'All right, I want to know who's responsible for our profits no longer being obscene!'

'Income inequality...! You wanna talk about income inequality...?!'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

Creationist president: 'We have to cut the budget, so I'm keeping the astrologer, and letting thge astronomer go.'

Work stress.

'On jobless...on foreclosed...on worry and insomniac!'

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

Room for Error

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

Name That Salary

"You're a Democrat. Aren't you supposed to be liberal with money?"

'I'd say my client's position was more agitated than distressed.'

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

'For you, I would go through hell and back, I would anticipate your wishes, I would keep you safe and warm, I would love you forever and a day... Of course, just as long as your income doesn't exceed mine!'

"You promised an advance...but this is more of a tactical withdrawal."

'What's your threshold of pain when it comes to salary and benefits?'

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

EU bank restructure.

"But this is what sexual harassment has cost us."