Income Investigator Mugs

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

"You promised an advance...but this is more of a tactical withdrawal."

"It's outrageous the way anybody who happens to make a million a year is stereotyped as 'rich'."

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

'Yes, son, I make a good living, but not good enough to attract arm candy.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

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"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

Name That Salary

'Can you make good money as a salesman for our company? Let's put it this way - look around you!'

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

My 401k is now officially a 200.5F.

'For you, I would go through hell and back, I would anticipate your wishes, I would keep you safe and warm, I would love you forever and a day... Of course, just as long as your income doesn't exceed mine!'

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

'have you ever taken a good look at your paycheck stub? There's one area for what we get and ten different areas for what somebody else gets.'

The frog I have kissed was an enchanted tax collector. Please help!

'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'

"My take-home pay is barely enough to take home."

"O.K. guys, now lets go and earn that four hundred times our workers' salaries."

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"It's a drone that locates high paying job openings. Desperation is the mother of invention."

'Rapunzel..Let down your hair!'

Health Care Transfusion.