"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill
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'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'
'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'
"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."
"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"
"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."
"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."
"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."
Medical Billing & Coding
Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.
Home Business - Accounts.
"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."
"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"
'Just a minute while I pull up your file.'
'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'
'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'
'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'
"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."
"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"
"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."
"You promised an advance...but this is more of a tactical withdrawal."
“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”
"I'm sorry, you're not covered for acts of god."
"Oh for goodness' sake, Brian. As if our gas bill wasn't high enough already!"
'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'
Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.
"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"
'have you ever taken a good look at your paycheck stub? There's one area for what we get and ten different areas for what somebody else gets.'
"Doctor, could you prescribe something that will help me figure out my part D drug coverage?"
The frog I have kissed was an enchanted tax collector. Please help!
Hello, I need to take back your cherry pie? Touch it and die. Mrs. Cohen, that pastry came from a bakery in China. We've since learned it might be toxic. Importing from China can be bad for your health. There's crust in your ear.
"And what made you apply for this job besides our free dental care?"
'Sit down. I'll like to discuss your expense account.'
"Please press the button for service according to severity of condition."
Health care debate.
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