Income Analyst Mugs

'For you, I would go through hell and back, I would anticipate your wishes, I would keep you safe and warm, I would love you forever and a day... Of course, just as long as your income doesn't exceed mine!'

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Name That Salary

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

Cut Price

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.