Benefits Analyst Mugs

Fraudulent Bluecard Holders Only.

'Desks equipped with airbags - for now that's our company's health plan.'

'You're offering me a job, eh? -- Does it have portable benefits?'

"No, we don't have a pension plan. We don't expect our employees to ever retire."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Who's got the hammer?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

US aid to Ukraine

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

The Costs Of Doing War.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

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