Incense Enthusiast Gifts

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

Majosstick Hotel

'I brought these joss sticks from New York City! Ah, the smell of exhaust fumes, gunpowder and the cold sweat of the bankers and brokers!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Did you remember my mints?"

New Age Store.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Aromatherapy for Men

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Chili again?'

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'How's the curry?'

Candle Moment

The morning after the night before.

Pumpkin Spice