Incense Aficionado Gifts

New Age Store.

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Some scents are nonsense.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Pheromones.

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

José Saramago

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

The morning after the night before.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2