Incense Aficionado T-Shirts

New Age Store.

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Some scents are nonsense.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Pheromones.

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The morning after the night before.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'How's the curry?'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

José Saramago

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'