Incense Innovators Gifts

Computer tech support sacred offering

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

New Age Store.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

Baker

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

"I've just invented the first thought controlled perfume. It makes scents when you think about it."

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

Two cavemen are sat at the patent attorney each with half a wheel.

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

“I have $3, a dairy allergy, and a very specific pallete. What can you do for me?”

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

"I couldn't sleep."

Deodorant for Compost.

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

'I brought these joss sticks from New York City! Ah, the smell of exhaust fumes, gunpowder and the cold sweat of the bankers and brokers!'

'I'm sorry, Marm. The store doesn't carry liver-flavoured ice cream.'

'Ughhh ... I hate these natural flavors.'

"I've added some dehydrated non-vegetable oil sulphites so it's more like mum used to make."

"I love incense. . . It smells so amazing!"