Incense Enthusiast Mugs

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

Majosstick Hotel

'I brought these joss sticks from New York City! Ah, the smell of exhaust fumes, gunpowder and the cold sweat of the bankers and brokers!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

New Age Store.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Aromatherapy for Men

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Chili again?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Sriracha"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Pumpkin Spice

Candle Moment

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."