Incense Burning Mugs

Woman indicates church's no-smoking sign: "Does this mean no more burning of incense?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

New Age Store.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

I love Science.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Computer tech support sacred offering

Candles on Drum

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"Your candle has gone out."

"How's your book coming?"

In the bleak midwinter

Most people don't know that the nursery rhyme used to be: 'The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker, and also that Biker Guy from the village people.'

Bonfire of the Paperwork

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

Cave cow makes grass fire.

'Don't give me that 'rubba, dub, dub' crap Candlestick maker... we're hungry, I'm a Butcher, he's a Baker and you should be nervous!'

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'I brought these joss sticks from New York City! Ah, the smell of exhaust fumes, gunpowder and the cold sweat of the bankers and brokers!'

"Keep a lookout."

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."