Incense Mugs

New Age Store.

'I brought these joss sticks from New York City! Ah, the smell of exhaust fumes, gunpowder and the cold sweat of the bankers and brokers!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"I love incense. . . It smells so amazing!"

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Computer tech support sacred offering

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Candle Size

"The starred items are hot and spicy."