Immigration Lawyer Gifts

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'My staff are all legally entitled to work here but very few of them choose to.'

Trumpty Dumpty built a great wall, "No Muslims or Mexicans in the US at all!"

'Show some respect, buster! -- I'm an illegal alien!'

Us - Them.

'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'

300,000 Mexicans entering U.S. each year. . . New, New Mexico.

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

TONIGHT'S LECTURE: AMERICA -- THE MELTING POT, 'Ah, yes -- the Federal fondue.'

"As for immigration, I say admit anyone who arrives on the Concorde."

Mexcian Border

"Next, we start deporting the immigration lawyers."

First Illegal on the moon

Border SeeSaw

"My ancestors should have built a wall."

Turning back the boats

Refugee Crisis

'Sorry, we can't let you in. You're too ugly.'

Fort Australia

'Will you bogus-marry me?'

"Don't send me your poor and other losers."

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

America extends the U.S. Mexico Wall - The Trump Plan.

All Refugees Apply Here For Entry Visa

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

Border Security

Migrant Families Separation

'Immigration controls... sorry about all the red tape.'

'The Asylum Seekers.'

'Remember -- if anybody gives you any trouble, just yell, 'racial profiling'!'

Mediterranean Drama

'Here's one that says, 'made in USA by foreign immigrants'.'

'What sort of job did you do in Poland?'

Points policy for UK immigration.

Lady Liberty chases illegal immigrants.