Immigration Law Gifts

Anchor Babies.

Deportations-R-US

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

UK border controls relaxed.

Europe and immigration.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Vaccination Passport

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Viva Belarus!

Invade/Fail/Deny

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Obama visits Mexico

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Illegal Immigrants

Dictator, Interrupted

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

'Anything to declare?'

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

"You don't want to know."

Immigration Measures in USA.

Animal immigration

"King Herod sent us."

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"It's written in invisible ink."

New Immigration Policy of the United States