Immigration Lawyers Gifts

"I have to get a new guy. My immigration lawyer failed his citizenship test."

"Did I hear Spanish spoken in here??"

Butterfly Migration

The EU ignoring the refugee crisis.

We should treat illegal immigrants with more compassion...Should I make up a bed for them in the garage?

Education to the Rescue

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

UK border controls relaxed.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Europe and immigration.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Vaccination Passport

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Lawn Lawyer

Legalish

Viva Belarus!

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'