Immigration Consultant Gifts

University Degree Flying Carpet

Immigration - US Citizens / All Others / Attorneys

'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'

Romans in Britain - Roman's not in Britain

Schengen

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

UK border controls relaxed.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Europe and immigration.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Vaccination Passport

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"We make crime pay."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

The Devil's in the detail!

"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."

Viva Belarus!

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

Invade/Fail/Deny

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

Refugee Crisis

'Your employee is either guilty of 'gross misconduct' or 'gross negligence'... you can't start disciplinary procedures on the basis that he is just 'plain gross'.'

DACA

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Dictator, Interrupted

Illegal Immigrants