Immigration Lawyer Pillows

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'My staff are all legally entitled to work here but very few of them choose to.'

'Show some respect, buster! -- I'm an illegal alien!'

Trumpty Dumpty built a great wall, "No Muslims or Mexicans in the US at all!"

TONIGHT'S LECTURE: AMERICA -- THE MELTING POT, 'Ah, yes -- the Federal fondue.'

'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

Us - Them.

300,000 Mexicans entering U.S. each year. . . New, New Mexico.

Turning back the boats

First Illegal on the moon

"My ancestors should have built a wall."

Fort Australia

Refugee Crisis

"As for immigration, I say admit anyone who arrives on the Concorde."

Mexcian Border

"Next, we start deporting the immigration lawyers."

Border SeeSaw

'Will you bogus-marry me?'

'Sorry, we can't let you in. You're too ugly.'

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

Lady Liberty chases illegal immigrants.

America extends the U.S. Mexico Wall - The Trump Plan.

Migrant Families Separation

Points policy for UK immigration.

Illegal Immigrants.

Mediterranean Drama

'Immigration controls... sorry about all the red tape.'

'What sort of job did you do in Poland?'

'Here's one that says, 'made in USA by foreign immigrants'.'

You can't have your Latinos and deport them too.

Immigration freedom

'Remember -- if anybody gives you any trouble, just yell, 'racial profiling'!'

"Don't send me your poor and other losers."