Immigration Officers Pillows

"ICE! Let's see everybody's green card."

UK immigration

NHS risks losing GPs to 'nonsensical' immigration rules, Priti Patel told.

Schengen

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Collies Without Borders

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Europe and immigration.

Vaccination Passport

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Invade/Fail/Deny

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Viva Belarus!

Refugee Crisis

Obama visits Mexico

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'Anything to declare?'

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

"King Herod sent us."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Human Rights

Man guarding a written border.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe...she had so many children she didn't know what to do...so she tried to keep it a secret.