Immigration Officers Pillows

"ICE! Let's see everybody's green card."

UK immigration

NHS risks losing GPs to 'nonsensical' immigration rules, Priti Patel told.

Schengen

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Europe and immigration.

Vaccination Passport

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Viva Belarus!

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Invade/Fail/Deny

Refugee Crisis

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Illegal Immigrants

Obama visits Mexico

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Dictator, Interrupted

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

'Anything to declare?'

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

Human Rights

"King Herod sent us."

"So are you an EU national, economic migrant or asylum seeker?"

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."