Asylum Officer Pillows

Immigration desk with only in trays.

US Asylum

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

The Family Joules: Part 6

Europe and immigration.

Vaccination Passport

AI Safety Officer

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Fleeing Kabul

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

'...Do not feed the bears'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

'Anything to declare?'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Can we see some ID please?" "We're indigenous Americans... What tribe are you guys from?"

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"So are you an EU national, economic migrant or asylum seeker?"

Man guarding a written border.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

Immigration freedom

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

'I'm sorry sir, but that slide rule exceeds the allowable length for a sharp object, unless, of course, you can manage to fold it.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

No safe haven

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Whoa, buddy! You got your documents?"

No ID, No Problem