Asylum Officer Pillows

Immigration desk with only in trays.

US Asylum

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

Europe and immigration.

Vaccination Passport

AI Safety Officer

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Fleeing Kabul

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'...Do not feed the bears'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Anything to declare?'

"Can we see some ID please?" "We're indigenous Americans... What tribe are you guys from?"

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"So are you an EU national, economic migrant or asylum seeker?"

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Man guarding a written border.

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

Immigration freedom

No safe haven

'Earth became too small. I had to opt for a bigger planet for hell.'

'Welcome to America'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Massive ICE raids announced

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...