"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."
Imaginary Patient Gifts
Looking for a gift for your imaginative friend or loved one who loves to dream up whimsical scenarios? Our collection features clever, creative items perfect for those who see the world through a playful lens. Whether they’re a humor enthusiast or a supporter of levity, find a gift that sparks joy and celebrates the art of imagination with designs that are as fun as they are charming.
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
Little doctor.
"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"
'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'
'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'
'Bored?'
Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.
'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'
"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."
'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'
Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet
The New Age Dentist.
'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?
'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'
"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."
"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."
"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."
'I'm running away from home.'
'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'
'I don't feel that bad.'
IV Bags: Main and Afters
'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'
'I keep getting this RINGING in my ears!'
"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"
'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'
"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"
"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".
'If you experience pain and discomfort in removing the cap... double the dosage.'
Some patients may want to know more than others.
"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"
"Does your tooth still hurt?"
Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.
"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."
"My complaint is RARE? - y'mean none of my friends have it?"
Imaginary Patient Gifts Collection
Imaginary Patient Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring creative themes for imaginary patients. Find a special design to add humor and charm to their morning routine.
Imaginary Patient Pillows
Spruce up their space with pillows showcasing playful and imaginative designs. Perfect for cozying up with a bit of creative flair.
Imaginary Patient Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the fun and wonder of imagination. A great way to inspire and decorate with a touch of humor.
Imaginary Patient T-Shirts
Discover witty and whimsical t-shirts perfect for those who love imagining the impossible. Celebrate creativity with a fun, fashionable statement piece.