Imaginary Vet Gifts

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Little doctor.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

Lion Costume

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

Owl

Noisy Books

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

'I'm running away from home.'

Farm Humor.

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

'Come and see this,Dad!'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

Extreme Makeover.

"Can we keep him?"

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

His cheapest artist's model.

If you think your pony is ailing.

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

Thanksgiving.