Quirky Vet Admirer Gifts

'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

A mad scientist.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"She's a weiner cat."

The Neighbours from Hell....

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'It's a good owl dog.'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."