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'Second rumenotomy on that danged cow this year, Doc....'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

A mad scientist.

"She's a weiner cat."

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

The Neighbours from Hell....

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'It's been a long day and he hates the snappy ones.'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

'It's a good owl dog.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."