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"Well, your nose feels cold."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

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"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"Too much concealer?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Spring Training

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Cow Blue Arrows

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '