Animal Doctor Admirer Prints

"Well, your nose feels cold."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Cow Blue Arrows

"He's gone goth"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Bears

"Too much concealer?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"