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'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'What's founder?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Has he had all his shots"

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'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"You'll feel better when you see the doctor."

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

"I got horse dewormer..."

"It hurts when I warble."

"First they tell you you're going in to get your bunions fixed and the next thing you know you're barking like a girl."

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....

"When will he be able to sit up and beg?"

"Leave the bowl."

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

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