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'I was doing mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration on this cow...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

Bathing the dog

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Cat in Tree.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

EU Vaccine approval

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

COVID 19

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I don't leave home without it!"