Idol Worship Gifts

Man leading a procession of followers around a moutainous region waving a heart

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Church for sports worshipers.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Applause

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

TV and man

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'Money DOES make me happy.'

Worshiping the TV.

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"Let us bow our heads, turn off our cell phones, and pray."

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

Bruno Fernandes

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

"The new trend in worship services is replacing smoke machines with anti-virus fumigators."

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

The Alter of Football

Erda