Idealistic Dater Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for someone who believes in love's magic? Our collection for the idealistic dater features playful, thoughtful items that capture the charm and hopefulness of a true romantic. Celebrate their optimistic outlook with delightfully humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their hopeful view of relationships and love’s potential.

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'Maybe you set your ideals too high, Karen...'

'Maybe you set your ideals too high, Karen...' mockup

'Maybe you set your ideals too high, Karen...'

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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Waterfall of Disappointment

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"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date." mockup

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

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"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common." mockup

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

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"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"We're still trying to sort out the details." mockup

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

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'Let's do lunch.'

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'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.' mockup

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

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"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days." mockup

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

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'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?' mockup

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

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Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions. mockup

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

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'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.' mockup

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

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True Loves

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"I always pick Mr. Wrong..."

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"I'm so shallow."

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"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich." mockup

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

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A hippie saying "Peace"

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'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

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'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

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