Idea Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the idea cynic who loves to challenge the status quo and see the humor in skepticism? Our collection offers clever, playful items perfect for sparking laughter and thoughtful conversations. Whether they’re skeptical of trends or just love a good witty remark, these products embody their witty outlook on life. Surprise the idea cynic with something that resonates with their skeptical yet playful personality, ideal for adding a touch of humor to their daily routine.

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"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel." mockup

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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The Forever Stamp

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"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things." mockup

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.' mockup

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

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If all else fails, give up.

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?" mockup

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure. mockup

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

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"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?" mockup

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

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Will Self deprecation

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'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?' mockup

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

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"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset." mockup

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train." mockup

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.' mockup

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

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'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

'So to sum up this lengthy discussion: at the next meeting we'd prefer one platter of Brie and grape, one of honey glazed ham, and one of roast beef with wild horseradish - and NO cheese and pickle.'

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'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.' mockup

'The dip in profits here is attributed to the purchase of this projector and screen.'

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"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress." mockup

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

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Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

Once a politician is elected, his work is over. mockup

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

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Idea Cynic Gifts Collection

Idea Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for idea cynics—perfect for playful mornings or witty office moments. Find your new favorite coffee companion now.

Idea Cynic Pillows

Bring humor into your home décor with pillows that feature playful, skeptical messages. Perfect for relaxing and adding personality to any room.

Idea Cynic Prints

Decorate your space with prints that capture the essence of an idea cynic. Clever, humorous artwork that sparks conversation and showcases your unique perspective.

Idea Cynic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate your skeptical side with clever, witty designs. Great for casual days and making a humorous statement wherever you go.