Ice Floe Enthusiast Gifts

One Minute Before Midnight!

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Bored?'

Baking

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Trawling for Fish.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"You call this ice?"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Snow is falling...

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"We used to be cooler."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Taxi

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

Winter fishing

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'