Icehole Enthusiast Gifts

Golfing on Ice.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

Baking

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"You call this ice?"

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Igloo Art.

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

There goes the neighborhood

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Taxi

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Giant Birthday Cake

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

The Icebreaker