Ice Floe Adventurer Gifts

'And how do you like it?'

West Antarctic Ice Sheet Melts

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Thank-you God.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Ice fisher.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Where the wild things were."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Bankside

"Rockefeller Center."

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"That's the deep end."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"