Ice Floe Adventurer Gifts

'And how do you like it?'

West Antarctic Ice Sheet Melts

'Thank-you God.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Ice fisher.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Where the wild things were."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Rockefeller Center."

Cometh the Cow!

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Bankside

"Phew, that was close."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"That's the deep end."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."