Hypochondria Ponderer Gifts

'What does it me when you have no symptoms at all?'

Tourists

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Needs to get a life"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Here's the parking lot."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Pyramid catflap...

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

How they did it . . .

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Max Weber

'Camel'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Where does this go?'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"Is there a God?"