Hydra Slayer T-Shirts

The strong corna war

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Giant slug attacks a city

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

Knights of the iPhone

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"You killed it, you clean it."

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Fighting the Dragon

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Quarantine

Video Gamer

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."